How dare she?
How can some people be so rude? The girl who sits in front of my monitor bought cookies filled with strawberry cream. Which is fine. Really. I think strawberry cream filled cookies are great and they smell nice. (I don’t eat it. I don’t actually eat because my mouth is sewn shut, as I’ve discovered.) Anyway.
These cookies are shaped like KOALAS. Does she not understand how offensive it is to see someone biting the head off a koala shaped cookie?? I mean, when we’re born, we’re basically that size! It’s a koala-baby sized cookie!! and when she bites the head off, you see the pink cream inside which looks traumatizingly like baby koala guts!
Some people…