When animals attack.
So FASEE thought it would be funny if Tubby the Hippo sat on me. Tubby, being the dumb panderer that he is, happily complied. I told him to get the hell off repeatedly, as he was putting most of his weight around my THROAT and forcing the air out of my lungs with his fat butt, but he just droned, “Listen to the Customer!” I tried telling him that FASEE is not a customer; she’s a sadistic psychopath who clearly hates all animals, but I bet you can guess what Tubby gave as a response.
Don’t believe me? MASEE, who I’d considered friendly and kind (because he enabled my Australian stowaway experience) did nothing to help. Instead he took these humiliating photos. Can you see the misery in my eyes?
If I had claws, Tubby would be nothing but a pile of shredded rubber.