Institutionalized Koala Ramblings » amused

Change of Heart

koala — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:08 +0000

Well, as you can see, I’ve had access to internet despite my kidnapping. I’m surprised at how the people in lab reacted. They are genuinely worried about me and I’m touched. But I’ve decided that getting rescued isn’t all that important to me. Blue Nose Bandit (don’t know her real name) is a little on the violent side, but I find her grit and toughness very attractive… I didn’t want them to negotiate with kidnappers simply because I wanted to deny my captors the satisfaction of a reward for their evil deed, but now I think I want Blue Nose Bandid to get what she wants. Perhaps after all this is over we can see each other.

free former prime minister, slightly used

koala — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:22:31 +0000

So there’s been all this talk about our former prime minster, Howard, bumping the president-elect of the US from the Blair House. Of course the person to blame for all this is Bush, since he’s the one that extended that invitation to Howard and is giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Since we kicked him out in the election last year, you Americans can have him. I hear you have some open senate or cabinet spots still.

gloating…

koala — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:12:36 +0000

Go Squirrels, Go!

So FASEE was almost attacked by one? I’m rooting for you, squirrels! Chocolate thieves should NOT go unpunished.

you can always count on aussies…

koala — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:30:32 +0000

Even as a Koala, I feared the election of McCain with the crazed woman by his side. The Herald Sun (go Aussie press!) has an interesting article about the troubles in the McCain-Palin camps… Personally, I enjoy the title more than anything else. Of course, it reminds me again of koala superiority to humans. We don’t have to carry knives. Our claws are built in!