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my big head

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I tried to sit up today. And failed miserably. The weight of my ginormous head made me fall. I fell on my back once and almost couldn’t get up. Why is my head the size of my body?

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the lights are bright

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Finally. Thought my ears were going to fall off because of how they make me balance on the monitors. Now I’m using my disproportionately largely head to support my weight… how long before it chokes the breath from me?

Sometimes when everyone else has gone home… I go online. It’s hard moving that giant mouse, which, by the way, looks nothing like a mouse! It’s even harder to type, since I’ve only got two stubs to type with. And those keys are really hard to push!

I know I don’t look like other koalas. I’ve checked Google images. Sad.

It’s not easy being plush.

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