Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

It seems koala is suffering from Stockholm syndrome. We will begin negotiations immediately.

It’s been confirmed to be a kidnapping. Our response is below. We will not negotiate!!! (Not that we’d know what to negotiate for anyway, since the so-called ransom note didn’t have any demands. Rookie kidnappers… that much is obvious.) One of their thugs is pictured below.

From Cuteness (???)

The koala is missing! He was last seen sitting on his box of Winchester .40 bullets… the box is now empty and there’s no trace of any angry koala to be found.

He’s about 5 inches long, with no noticeable claws. Gray fur with white ear hair and prominent large black nose. Last known picture: http://picasaweb.google.com/yuan.niu/Cuteness#5285397655213810930

Please let us know if you find him!