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I would eat tons of candy, but as I said yesterday, my mouth is sewn shut. In a gesture which I take to be conciliatory for the offensive act of eating koala-baby cookies, the girl helped me make a costume, so I’m a moogle after all. Here’s some pictures!!
I am SO cute.
How can some people be so rude? The girl who sits in front of my monitor bought cookies filled with strawberry cream. Which is fine. Really. I think strawberry cream filled cookies are great and they smell nice. (I don’t eat it. I don’t actually eat because my mouth is sewn shut, as I’ve discovered.) Anyway.
These cookies are shaped like KOALAS. Does she not understand how offensive it is to see someone biting the head off a koala shaped cookie?? I mean, when we’re born, we’re basically that size! It’s a koala-baby sized cookie!! and when she bites the head off, you see the pink cream inside which looks traumatizingly like baby koala guts!
Some people…
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There’s been a lot more activity in the lab lately, which is why I haven’t been able to update this thing. There was even drilling for two days straight. Humans are odd. They have to have things just so. As for me, I’m just glad if I can even use things. Being so small and abnormally shaped has made me appreciate the little things in life. Not that they are helping with my existential crisis issues. Hopefully my trip to Australia will give me more answers and maybe, just maybe, some closure… but I have to find my way to the Taronga Zoo first.
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Here I am, sitting on top of the monitors again with my cool sunglasses and the only thing that comes to mind is: What should I be for Halloween?
Finding a costume when you’re as tiny as me is rather difficult. I think I’d like to be a moogle. I’ve always thought that the character designers based the moogles off of koalas. Can you explain why else they’d look so sleepy?
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You know, one of the little things I like best about this Ubuntu company (well, I like that name because it’s fun to say) is that they name their products after animals. ‘K’ is just a few letters off from the newest release, the Gutsy Gibbon. Karmic Koala? Kicking Koala? (Although kicking is more appropriate for kangaroos, a very extended family member of my species) Kind Koala? Knowing Koala? (I am very smart.) Kooky Koala? Knightly Koala?
I bet they’ll go with a kangaroo.