Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

The new koala is very silent. I suppose I ought to take initiative and speak to him… Wonder if he can talk back? He doesn’t seem to have a mouth. What is it with these humans and adopting us malformed koalas?

There a new bloke in lab. I’ve been staring through my google fake-eye glasses. He is slightly lighter than I am in color, a bit tubbier. Fuzziest ears I’ve EVER seen on a koala. Oh yes. Another koala. This one’s apparently a fanatical patriot, what with that Aussie flag tattooed on the chest. Hasn’t said a word to me yet. I think he might have some joint problems. He sits all day with his limbs poking out. That can’t be comfortable.