Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

After my terrifying stay in Korea, I was forcibly dragged back to the States. This time, FASEE took me with her to Seattle, where she’s mostly likely training to be an evil minion of some sort with a corporation that seems to have some notoriety associated with it. I stayed on top of a dresser for almost two weeks, during which time I examined myself closely in the mirror. My travels have taken their toll on me. My previously sleek and healthy hair is now a dull gray from all the stress and abuse. 

Normally, I don’t pay any attention to life outside my immediate vicinity, but I came across this while sitting on the koala colored laptop. My good friend, Mr. Rudd (you can see me in this picture with him)

has grand plans for the Australian republic. During his current visit this week with the supposed queen of the commonwealth, he reiterated his plans to break free of the British crown.

Soon they’ll need a new design for the obverse of all their coins to replace the monarch. I think it should be the one animal that never got to be pictured on any of them — me!

Today, my friends, was a huge success. I got my revenge at last!!

We went to the Hwaseong Fortress in Suwon.

Being small actually came in handy this time. I got to sneak in where no one else could go.

They discovered a cannon and thought it would be funny if I were to be shot out of it.

That’s when the tables turned and I gained the upper hand!


Oh, the delight I felt!!

I was in such a good mood I let them pose with me later.

They went to eat murdered animals later for dinner.

I stayed out long enough to stare at the flames and refused to watch them chomp down on those poor, poor, animals.

Today was actually rather fun. It started out with shopping, where I met these creepy cats.

And then… I met a GIANT koala!! A GIANT KOALA!!!

I hid with FASEE inside a giant pelican.

And I got to meet a huge teddy bear.

Wish I could have a suit.

Later that night, I met some pilots over drinks.




I also got abused. Again.

Sigh. Luckily, that one bite was the worst of it.

Today, thank god, was cruelty free. This is mostly because I didn’t get to go out much. They took me to a Greek place, where the wall was painted with such nice greens I wanted to burrow into it.

Then, because they clearly couldn’t eat enough, they went for dessert.

I got to rest undisturbed for the rest of the day while FASEE wandered around.