Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

This is one of the most traumatizing days of my life. Save me. Please.

It started off all well and good with the usual food court breather.

It turned into a garish nightmare very quickly.

I nearly got eaten by a pink monster. Did anyone help? Notice, if you will, the small animal protruding from the mouth of the smug looking pink monster. Notice also the cruel derision from FASEE. That’s a POINT-AND-LAUGH right there.

I really hate my life.

After I got out, her friend wasn’t much better.

That furball struggling? That’s me.

Yet another near death experience from which I had to escape.

You know what? I’m too upset to recount more.

The day started off well. I got to sleep in and then we went for lunch at this bbq place where I was surrounded by green. It’s not eucalyptus, but the sight of green leaves is comforting. And then… it turned into the most traumatic experience of my LIFE.

I met FASEE’s friend Amy, who had a sick sense of humor.


Not funny!! I bet she would have eaten the koala-baby cookies too.

Here I am, being forced to pose with dinner.

And then… that, that cruel FASEE decided to throw me to the dog. Literally.


At first it was ok. Just a lot of sniffing and pawing.

This was the start of descent into madness and chaos.

That’s my EAR!!! It’s NOT ok! Bad dog, bad!!! If I were fully grown and not made of plush, I would have swiped that little dog’s head so hard it would run away whimpering. What’s wrong with FASEE?? She’s such a sadist. Sometimes she’s so nice and then other times… does she think animal cruelty is ok? Someone call PETA, please!

Well. There’s not much today, because I didn’t get to spend much outside of the bag. I got one outting at Edogawa.

The next time I was let out was on the airliner to the airport. Not one chance to be free after that.

Today I met Hachiko, who’s famous for his faithfulness to his master. His master never put him in badly ventilated bags. 
 
At least it was roomier this time. AND I got to stare out the window. If only I could move faster…

 It was mostly raining, so I stayed inside the bag. I met FASEE’s friend, and was forced to pose while they ate some odd concoction. If my mouth wasn’t cruelly sewn shut, I would eat nothing but eucalyptus. I’ll never understand the human psyche.

This is quite comfy. I believe we’re in a dessert shop.
 
I didn’t get to go out again until we were safely in the guest house. I came out to lie down on the mats and to warm up.
 I would have liked to see the cherry blossoms, but alas, I only got to see the humans stuff their faces. Why do they always tease me like that?
 The next day was better. I did a lot of tree climbing and sight seing, starting with the Golden Temple.

Actually, those things don’t look half bad. 

Lots of tree climbing. Yes. I am almost smiling…

Except there, I almost fell. How embarrassing.Here I am, blending in pretty well with the rocks and sand at the Silver Temple.

I have no doubt that those koi would try to gobble me up if I were to fall.
There were a lot more cherry blossoms and then it was back to the bag for Tokyo. 

I got to watch them eat, as always, and that was it for Shibuya.