Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

It seems koala is suffering from Stockholm syndrome. We will begin negotiations immediately.

Well, as you can see, I’ve had access to internet despite my kidnapping. I’m surprised at how the people in lab reacted. They are genuinely worried about me and I’m touched. But I’ve decided that getting rescued isn’t all that important to me. Blue Nose Bandit (don’t know her real name) is a little on the violent side, but I find her grit and toughness very attractive… I didn’t want them to negotiate with kidnappers simply because I wanted to deny my captors the satisfaction of a reward for their evil deed, but now I think I want Blue Nose Bandid to get what she wants. Perhaps after all this is over we can see each other.

Ubuntu will be following my suggestion and name their 9.10 release “Karmic Koala.” Finally they respect my superior intellect and acknowledge the inherent greatness of my kind.

We’ve received a second ransom note. The Blue Nose Bandit is ARMED and dangerous.

It’s been confirmed to be a kidnapping. Our response is below. We will not negotiate!!! (Not that we’d know what to negotiate for anyway, since the so-called ransom note didn’t have any demands. Rookie kidnappers… that much is obvious.) One of their thugs is pictured below.

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