Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

someone’s gotta do it

koala — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:02:00 +0000

You may have noticed the lack of updates lately. That’s because ever since we moved to the new lab, I’ve been put in charge of overseeing these students. As lab overseer, I’m stationed right above the door where I can see everything that goes on. The “West Side,” as they like to call themselves, seem to be trying to start a turf war within the lab. I support this, because if they kill each other off, then I get all the space I want. That’ll show them… rip me from my window sill, why don’t they…

On another note… it seems that the spammers have finally found my blog. Clever people they are, promising me stories of animal sex if I click on their links… luckily, I haven’t been in seclab for 3 years just idling. I know spam when I see it. What do they think I am, some kind of inter-species pervert? And this makes me wonder what other sentient animals out there are also blogging enough for spammers to want to target them with custom taglines?

back.

koala — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:10:35 +0000

Well. I’m back in lab. Somewhat depressed. Disappointed in love again.

It wouldn’t have worked out between the Blue Nose Bandit and me. For starters, she never told me her real name. We’re different species, and I suspect she was seeing other bunnies when she wasn’t posing with me.

Still, I’ll never forget that one happy day in the arboretum after she finished threatening me with scissors. We sat by the water and cuddled a bit. Then she danced for me.

I’ll miss her…

Starting negotiations

koala — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:02:32 +0000

It seems koala is suffering from Stockholm syndrome. We will begin negotiations immediately.

Change of Heart

koala — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:08 +0000

Well, as you can see, I’ve had access to internet despite my kidnapping. I’m surprised at how the people in lab reacted. They are genuinely worried about me and I’m touched. But I’ve decided that getting rescued isn’t all that important to me. Blue Nose Bandit (don’t know her real name) is a little on the violent side, but I find her grit and toughness very attractive… I didn’t want them to negotiate with kidnappers simply because I wanted to deny my captors the satisfaction of a reward for their evil deed, but now I think I want Blue Nose Bandid to get what she wants. Perhaps after all this is over we can see each other.

Karmic Koala

koala — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:54:57 +0000

Ubuntu will be following my suggestion and name their 9.10 release “Karmic Koala.” Finally they respect my superior intellect and acknowledge the inherent greatness of my kind.