Institutionalized Koala Ramblings

Ubuntu will be following my suggestion and name their 9.10 release “Karmic Koala.” Finally they respect my superior intellect and acknowledge the inherent greatness of my kind.

We’ve received a second ransom note. The Blue Nose Bandit is ARMED and dangerous.

It’s been confirmed to be a kidnapping. Our response is below. We will not negotiate!!! (Not that we’d know what to negotiate for anyway, since the so-called ransom note didn’t have any demands. Rookie kidnappers… that much is obvious.) One of their thugs is pictured below.

From Cuteness (???)

The koala is missing! He was last seen sitting on his box of Winchester .40 bullets… the box is now empty and there’s no trace of any angry koala to be found.

He’s about 5 inches long, with no noticeable claws. Gray fur with white ear hair and prominent large black nose. Last known picture: http://picasaweb.google.com/yuan.niu/Cuteness#5285397655213810930

Please let us know if you find him!

So there’s been all this talk about our former prime minster, Howard, bumping the president-elect of the US from the Blair House. Of course the person to blame for all this is Bush, since he’s the one that extended that invitation to Howard and is giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Since we kicked him out in the election last year, you Americans can have him. I hear you have some open senate or cabinet spots still.